Next Thursday at 10:30 a.m., Halley's Comet will appear over this area. This is an event which occurs only once every 75 years. Call the District Managers and have them assemble their employees in their parking lots and explain this phenomenon to them. If it rains, cancel the day's observation and have the employees meet in the lunchroom to see a film about the comet.
Region Managers to District Managers:
By order of the Board of Directors, next Thursday at 10:30 Halley's Comet will appear over your parking lot. If it rains, cancel the day's work and report to the lunchroom with your office managers and employees where you will be shown films, a phenomenal event which occurs only once every 75 years.
District Managers to Office Managers:
By order of the phenomenal Board of Directors, at 10:30 next Thursday Halley's Comet will appear in the parking lot. In case of rain, cancel all work and meet in the lunchroom, where the Board of Directors will give another order, something which only occurs every 75 years.
Office Managers to Supervisors:
Next Thursday at 10:30, the Board of Directors will appear in our lunchroom with Halley's Comet, something which occurs every 75 years. If it rains, the Board of Directors will cancel the comet and order us all out to our phenomenal parking lot.
Supervisors to Employees:
When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the parking lot, the phenomenal 75 year old Board of Directors will cancel all work and appear before the whole office in the lunchroom accompanied by Bill Haley and the Comets.